WYRED: It Came From Outer Space
Greetings, Humans and Non-Humans alike of the greater MidSouth Area! I have a very important message to depart. Amidst war, recession, and rising apathy as a culture there is one thing no one expected; ALIENS! HAVE! LANDED! That's right, this is a total and complete INVASION OF THE SNATCHED BODIES situation, RED ALERT! While no one seems to care, we're still planning on taking over; bruised egos be damned! At this point it's basically Earth's only option, truly. So, join me, Barbie Wyre, on Saturday, November 25th, aka the Day The Earth Stood Stiletto, at 10 PM in Hitone's Big-Room to come grovel at your extraterrestrial conquerers feet, so that we may show you mercy. From Space Princes set on complete galactic conquest, to a Xenomorph seductress showing off that astrobody-ody-ody, we're ready to show you that anal probes aren't actually all that scary. Doors are at 9, entrance is $15, and the show is 18+ (damn FCC, DAMN INFLATION!) I look forward to taking you on a trip in our favorite rocket ship. Be sure to tell your friends and loved ones about the limited time you all have here and share and invite the event. Til then, I'll warm up the Medusa Transducer