WYRED: Black Friday

Hello hello hello! It's that time of the year again. The time where we all snuggle with our favorite blankets, surround ourselves with friends and family, reminisce about old times and look forward to future plans... Oh, and go SHOPPING! AND HAVE OUR BRAINS FILLED WITH MARKETING TACTICS AND PSYCHOLOGICAL MANIPULATIONS TO BUY. MORE. THINGS! Take a break from your holiday shopping, or just skip it entirely, and come join us at the WYRED: Black Friday Special; an evening inspired by late-capitalist goth aesthetics (personally, I think the mall goth will replace the vampire goth within the next ten years...) As always, this is a VARIETY SHOW that highlights and showcases NEW, UNDERBOOKED, or just plain out talent that's TOO INTERESTING for the rest of the general public! Black Friday is a dangerous time (y'all have seen the headlines), protect yourselves and come to our emergency shelter at Growlers! (1911 Poplar) Doors open at 6:30, show starts at 7! Live music, burlesque, drag and performance art; all that good stuff at WYRED! $7 for all y'all tax-payers/ and ethical tax-evaders! (P.S. no racist shit jfc can't believe i even have to have this p.s.a.)